It has come to my attention that more people live in Africa than in Scandinavia. Warm seems to be good for people. Like Mikey, they like it. With tongue firmly in cheek I propose warmers, people of the anthropogenic global warming faith, could save more lives if they became platers instead.
Any fool can see more lives are being lost to earthquakes than to warmth. Surely the warmers can see that. What the world needs now is for good people to rise up against intercontinental plate shift. America as usual is the worst offender. With populations concentrated on both ends it puts a strain on the middle of our plate. George Bush only worsens the problem. He lives in the middle so no one wants to go there anymore.
C’mon college students! Start a movement for a shiftless America. You could call it Students Against Plate Shift.
Bob B
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