All this talk about government jobs has set me ta’wondrin about sumpin. We know unemployment is bad for the country, because it puts the people we have voted into office in a bad light. We also know the government is wicked bad in need of some money. Now, studies have shown that people with jobs pay more taxes than people without jobs. I figured out, that if the government offered a job, any job with pay, to anyone who does not have a job, unemployment would go down and tax revenue would go up.
But wouldn’t ya know! Them fellers in Washington got that all figgered out too, and they’re doin it already. I shudda known they would figger it out before me. But then I was never the brightest apple in the orange crate like some of them polyticians are.