A headline in yesterday’s New York Times reads:
It seems a company that is providing security services in Australia for detention camps housing illegal aliens there, is charging for their services. Shame on those guys!
If those guys want to get to heaven they should follow the example of the New York Times. The paper has generated an operating loss of $114,000,000 thus far for the current year. Analysts predict this morality measure will continue to improve as the losses keep mounting through the end of the year.
(psst! step a little closer. We don’t want to start a rumor but there is story going around that Sulzi the publisher and Janet his CEO are charging for their services too. Their salaries are more than 3 million dollars apiece. I don’t think it costs them that much to go to work. Shame! Don’t tell anybody I told you.)
Ahem! The story goes on to say the services stink. Could be. I know I smell something.