Dear U.S. Taxpayer:
Please send $117,978. This is your share of the National Debt and we want to pay it off to improve our credit rating. Please hurry because interest is piling up while you wait. In fact if you could send $180,163 it would cover both the debt and interest. That would be appreciated.
Kindly use Fedex. It is so much quicker than U.S. Mail.
Your humble servant,
The U.S. Government
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Bob B
RANDOM THOTS 
Yes, provided the card is with Shore Bank in Chicago.
Regarding the $117,978 payment to the the Treasury, can we charge it on a credit card?