A new study published in the journal Nature Geoscience says the problem on Mars is the water. The planetary scientists talk about problems like too much clay or magma or something in the water. It sounds like pollution to me. It must be due to some congressional bill President Bush refused to sign.
Mars is called the Red Planet because of its hue. I don’t know how it happened but Republicans are called the Red party. So perhaps it could be a rosy home in the heavens for Republicans. But the planetary experts also say Mars is as hot as hell. That would seem to make it a better home for Democrats.
No matter. The rush for tickets will be so great you won’t be able to get a seat anyhow. However, if you do, beware, it’s a long flight. At least it’s direct.
If you do go, here is what Mars music is like.
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