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EIERSCHALENSOLLBRUCHSTELLENVERURSACHER

This is my eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.  Very few people have anything known by a word as long as that.  Owning it makes me feel very superior.  Anyone can have a fork or even a five letter item like a spoon, but only special people have an eierschalensollbruchstellenverursacher.  Having it helps me to separate the upper crust from the mass below and I find that to be quite a satisfying way to start the day.

I realize that many people among the proletariat are unaware of this upper crust tool.  A person in my position must look down and forgive them for they know not what it is.  Tomorrow I will bring them out of their darkness and explain how it’s used.