WELL, WHICH IS IT ?

Osama used a woman as a human shield.
Osama didn’t use a woman as a human shield.

Osama’s wife was shot and killed.
Osama’s wife was not shot and killed.

Bin Laden was killed in a firefight.
No guns were fired by those inside the compound.

The government says it will not disclose which military unit carried out the mission.
Biden says the Navy SEALS carried out the mission.

Panetta says the Osama photos will be released.
Obama says the Osama photos will not be released.

Bin Laden is dead.
I hope so.

Psst! (I heard Bin Laden is still alive but Elvis Presley is hunting him down somewhere in Konspiristan. What have you heard?)

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